remember when Bow Wow killed the basement….
YO HE PULLED A KENDRICK
nah. kendrick pulled a bow wowHe killed everything
I gotta reblog this again for that j lo line lol
the jlo line though, omg
People don’t remember “How to Rob”?
Winona Ryder in high school
"I was wearing an old Salvation Army-shop boy’s suit. I had a hall pass, so I went to the girl’s bathroom. I heard people saying "hey, faggot". They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
Years later, I went to a coffee shop in Petaluma, and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said “Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?” and I said “Do you remember me? I went to Kenilworth. Remember how, in seventh grade, you beat up that kid?” and she said, “Kind of”, and I said “That was me. Go fuck yourself!”
Don’t be mad cause I’m doing me better than you doing you
Better than you doing you, fuck it, what you gon’ do?
Never catching cases why their faces look so E-M-O
Watch a hater hate me, want to play me like a piano
I hate those bike lanes. ’Cause I work in midtown, and not one day goes by that someone on a bike doesn’t curse at me. Hey, bike people, what are you so angry about? Nobody made you ride a bike! Also, where are you going in such a hurry, that you’re going there on a bike? If you’re an emergency heart surgeon going to an emergency on your bike, don’t curse at me. Just yell, like, ‘Heart surgeon!’ and I’ll move.
Bike people are always so surprised and mad that you don’t hear them coming. They don’t understand that their bike is silent, and you can’t hear it over the noise of Times Square. ’Cause let me tell you something. If I’m crossing 50th and Broadway, this is what I’m watching out for, in this order: cars; killers; people in Elmo costumes who can’t see; those gangs of teenagers who are punching people in the back of the head; FreshDirect guys; rat babies; then bikes. Then bikes.
Bike people are so judge-y and angry. You’re not more green than me—I’m walking! If I walk, and I’m wearing 10-year-old sneakers, and I hold in my flatulence, I’m, like, off the grid! I’m like my own ecosystem.